Zodiac Signs and After Sex Comments

Aries ~ OK Let’s do it again!!!! I am so ready . . 

Taurus ~ I'M HUNGRY!! - Pass that Pizza over here will you babe? Thanks! 

Gemini ~ Have you see the remote? I need to catch the news, come on, please - give me the remote …???

Cancer ~ When are we getting married? (Oh God was that too soon? The last one didn't call again, changed the number….)

Leo ~ Wasn't I Fantastic?!?! Of Course I Was.. J Why the hell am I asking you?

Virgo- Need to wash the sheets ... Oh God!  PLEASE leave so I can to wash MY damn sheets!!!

Libra – I liked it, if YOU liked it. Did you like it?  (What if they didn't like it…?)

Scorpio ~ Perhaps I should UNTIE you? Hmm, NEXT TIME we will use the Handcuffs or MAYBE The Whip?  

Sagittarius ~ Don't call me, I'll call you…. (Yeah . . . when I get around to it)

Capricorn ~ Do you have a business card?!?! – We can do Business and hook up later.

Aquarius ~ Let’s try it with our cloths off ! It’s hot in here right, hit the lights too. 

Pisces ~ What was your name again??  (God I have to stop doing that, this is the last time I swear!)   

Look at your hookup or your significant other and does it match??

I don't know about you but mine is RIGHT ON!

Happy Friday

<3 K@tes

~ Some WTF U.S. Sex Laws ~

After coming across this CRAZY article I have to share, especially since one of the laws applies where I reside . . .

• Oral Sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona, Kansas and Utah

•  It is illegal in 18 states for a man to have an ERECTION that shows through his pants

• In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on

•  It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse (Umm, foreplay?) 

• Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia

• Engaging in any sexual position OTHER than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC

• In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm (I find this VERY peculiar!) 

•  In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth

• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida . . . (I mean WHAT?!?!?) 

•  It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65

• In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date 

• In Washington State, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances, including the wedding night! However, sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington State,
  as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

• In Clinton, Oklahoma, it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.
  

Of course I had to do some research, and these are on the books, let's hope for EVERYONE'S sake they are NOT being enforced, well maybe the porcupine, marrying your first cousin, and having sex with an animal that's over 40 pounds . . .

Source http://www.collegetimes.tv/10-weirdest-american-sex-laws/


Happy Thursday & Much Love
K@tes